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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 7 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the contenders. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team previews with 2016 semi-finalists and one of world football’s heavyweights, White Team.
Every major tournament, White Team are always there or there abouts when it gets down to the sticky end. 5 years ago in France country (with French people), White Team finally slayed their demons brutally with a old rusty kitchen knife when they defeated Blue Team That Has Green, White, Red Flag. However, they came up short in the following ball match, falling to a 2-0 loss to home team, Blue Team. Things are looking up for White Team these days though, as they have one of the youngest and most exciting teams in the tournament. I think. I think I heard that. Or maybe they’re in crisis because they need to get rid of a few of their aging veterans and are on the verge of an inevitable calamity. I don’t remember what I heard. Just look it up, alright?
One to watch: Kind Havlatz
Club: Didier Drogba’s Chels
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