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Qlamqtar FIFA World Cup 2022 – HEYOOOO or Whoopsie? – Which Teams have already fucked up and are out of contention? – Asia qualifying round 1

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY QATAR 2022  COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022***

With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your menstrual circumstances), I’m going to preview or review which teams are looking good to qualify and which are the dumb losers who have already fucked up and are out. Wankers. Good one.

Today we focus on the big, dumb, idiot teams who’ve already blown it and have bowed out of qualifying for the 2022 world cup. Congratulations dumbies, this one’s for you:

WHOOPSIE! These are the Asian qualifying round one Dumb loser idiots who have already fucked up and are gone:
🇹🇱 Timor-Leste (12-2 Big, dumb loss Vs Malaysia)
🇲🇴 Macau (3-1 Big, dumb loss Vs Sri Lanka)
🇧🇳 Brunei (3-2 big dumb loss Vs Mongolia)
🇱🇦 Laos (1-0 small but still dumb loss Vs Bangladesh)
🇵🇰 Pakistan (4-1 big, dumb loss Vs Cambodia)
🇧🇹 Bhutan (5-1 big, dumb loss Vs Guam)

Joao Panjo Soares was part of the problem for Timor-Leste, seen here forgetting that the point of soccer is to get the ball, not stay back, chill and just let the ball have plenty of space

HEYYOOOO – Advanced to AFC qualifying second round:
🇲🇾 Malaysia
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka
🇲🇳 Mongolia
🇧🇩 Bangladesh
🇰🇭 Cambodia
🇬🇺 Guam 

Coming up next time: We head to Africa to find out which dumb fuck ups over there are already out of contention for Qlamtar 2022!