***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022***
With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your menstrual circumstances), I’m going to preview or review which teams are looking good to qualify and which are the dumb losers who have already fucked up and are out. Wankers. Good one.
Today we focus on the big, dumb, idiot teams who’ve already blown it and have bowed out of qualifying for the 2022 world cup. Congratulations dumbies, this one’s for you:
WHOOPSIE! These are the Asian qualifying round one Dumb loser idiots who have already fucked up and are gone:
🇹🇱 Timor-Leste (12-2 Big, dumb loss Vs Malaysia)
🇲🇴 Macau (3-1 Big, dumb loss Vs Sri Lanka)
🇧🇳 Brunei (3-2 big dumb loss Vs Mongolia)
🇱🇦 Laos (1-0 small but still dumb loss Vs Bangladesh)
🇵🇰 Pakistan (4-1 big, dumb loss Vs Cambodia)
🇧🇹 Bhutan (5-1 big, dumb loss Vs Guam)
HEYYOOOO – Advanced to AFC qualifying second round:
🇲🇾 Malaysia
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka
🇲🇳 Mongolia
🇧🇩 Bangladesh
🇰🇭 Cambodia
🇬🇺 Guam
Coming up next time: We head to Africa to find out which dumb fuck ups over there are already out of contention for Qlamtar 2022!