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Qlamqtar FIFA World Cup 2022 – HEYOOOO or Whoopsie? – Which Teams have already fucked up and are out of contention? – Africa qualifying round 1

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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to preview or review which teams are looking good to qualify and which are the dumb losers who fucked up and are already out. The World Cup history is a tale resplendid with stories of triumph against the odds, dreams come true and unsung heroes becoming legends. But what about the losers? Who shall tell us the tales of the fuck ups? How can you find out about the unsung heroes who are unsung for a reason, mostly because they suck ass?

Look no further my friend, as I bring you the complete update on who has fucked up already in qualification for the Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup.

WHOOPSIE! These are the African qualifying round one dumb idiots who have already fucked up and are gone (Round One of CAF Qualifying – aggregate scores):

🇱🇸 Lesotho (1-1 on away goals vs 🇪🇹 Ethiopia)
🇸🇴 Somalia (2-3 vs 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe)
🇪🇷 Eritrea (1-4 vs 🇳🇦 Namibia)
🇧🇮 Burundi (2-2 and 0-3 on penalties vs 🇹🇿 Tanzania)
🇸🇿 Eswatini (1-2 vs 🇩🇯 Djibouti)**
🇧🇼 Botswana (0-1 vs 🇲🇼 Malawi)
🇬🇲 Gambia (1-3 vs 🇦🇴 Angola)
🇸🇱 Sierra Leone (2-3 vs 🇱🇷 Liberia)
🇲🇺 Mauritius (0-3 vs 🇲🇿 Mozambique)
🇸🇹 São Tomé and Principe (1-3 vs 🇬🇼 Guinea Bissau)
🇸🇸 South Sudan (1-2 vs 🇬🇶 Equatorial Guinea)
🇰🇲 Comoros (1-3 vs 🇹🇬 Togo)***
🇹🇩 Chad (1-3 vs 🇸🇩 Sudan)
🇸🇨 Seychelles (0-10 vs 🇷🇼 Rwanda)
* Winners advance to second round, fuck ups OUT
** Stay tuned for a FUCK UP IN DETAIL™ analysis of this tie
*** Stay tuned for a FUCK UP IN DETAIL™ analysis of this tie