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Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Team Profile | Macau: Chasing its losses since 1939

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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Macau, who despite realizing that the house (China) always wins, are still sure that a huge win is just around the corner. 

 

If you see a payline of 5 consecutive stars, YOU WIN!!!

 

MACAU

All-in

 

Known affectionately as “Macau Team”, Macau bowed out of World Cup qualifying in the first round after blowing it against Sri Lanka. But just because they’ve taken a huge hit and lost a bunch, they’re still confident that they just need to play one more time, get that huge payout and then quit. Macau swears. It can feel it. It’s just going to try a new machine but it’s got a good feeling about that one over there.

 

One to watch

This guy. I think he might be counting cards. When it comes to Macau, keep an eye on this guy. He may be Macau’s most dangerous threat.

 

Learn the lingo & speak like a local!

 

Learn the lingo & speak like a local!

None. Fucked up by losing to Sri Lanka in the first round of AFC qualifying in 2019.