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Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Team Profile | Germany – Almost Gone a Full 2 Months Without Sniffing Its Own Balls

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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at European heavyweights and four-time winners Germany.

During matches, German coaches are required to perform full genital, perineal and anal self-exams checking for bodily fluids of any of these three colors

GERMANY
Almost gone a full 2 months without sniffing its own balls

 

Taking over the reins from former national team coach Joachim Low (above), German fans hope new coach Hansi Flick’s approach will suit the team far more than his predecessor, whose tactical hand signals from the touchline did nothing but confuse the players, resulting in the side’s early exit from the 2018 World Cup.

One to watch


New coach Hansi Flick. But just the hands. Just watch the hands.

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Upcoming schedule (World Cup European Qualifying) 

Oct 8
Germany 🇩🇪  x 🇷🇴  Romania

Oct 11
North Macedonia 🇲🇰  x 🇩🇪  Germany