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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 12 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Trinidad & Tobago, who’ve qualified for the World Cup once before, in 2006.
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
Can’t work on soccer skills right now, busy getting ready for/reminiscing about/currently at Carnival
Nickname: Soca Warriors
FIFA Ranking: 101 (Nov 2021)
PONG PONG PONG
Dja’ll tink we got time fah this t’ing called Soccer? Whey yuh say? Mama yo! Tell me dis t’ing nah, dis ain’t Life in London, Hoss! When yah limin’ like we limin’ in Port of Spain, we limin’. Carnival, the steelpan, and de Limbo wit nah end here, limbo high limbo low, fah true. Carnival got no end, we always in t’ing. Pong pong pong, yah wanna wine and lime and grease yah waistline, Weys! Wine! ha Yah makin’ joke! Yuh ass too happy, yah fadda is a glassmaker? Dis T’ing you say is chupid, padna! BOOM BAM PONG PONG ! Play mas with us down tha road and feel the rhythm of the Soca beat! We limin’! So you limin’ wit us tonight?
One to watch: The limbo stick
Watch that bad boy, just watch it, because if you touch that limbo bar, you won’t be no limbo star. But all that’s required for you is to just be nimble, just be quick, and you won’t don’t drop that limbo stick. And due largely to the fact that within the Trinidad and Tobago exosphere there lies a limbo moon above, it has been confirmed that you will, most likely, fall in limbo love.
Learn the lingo & speak like a local!
Ha! Doh make joke, like you went to school in August and your best subject was recess, hoss!