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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to bee answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Serbia, hoping to qualify for their fourth World Cup after showing Croatia, Montenegro and all the others that used to be kind of into them the door.
Serbia: Trying to get Croatia to take them back since 1998
Ever since reentering the international soccer fold after its suspension from the 1994 World Cup, Serbia (or as “Serbia & Montenegro” or “Yugoslavia” or “Montenegro and Yugoslavia” or “The current Serbian republic of Yugoslavia” etc.) have only managed to progress past the round of 16 once, and exited at the group stage every other time. Meanwhile, Croatia, its former boo, or “partner in crime” as Serbia affectionately remembers it, has become one of international soccer’s powerhouses, making the 1998 World Cup semi-final in its first attempt and going all the way to the final in Russia in 2018. But that’s not the reason Serbia wants to get back together. That’s got nothing to do with it. It loves Croatia, it swears. And it would never do anything to hurt it again, it promises. It’s not the same country it was, baby. It swears. It swears.
It’s not about Serbia, Croatia. It’s about you Croatia. Serbia promises to give you all the attention you deserve Croatia because Serbia can’t keep its eyes off and it has never forgotten you Croatia. You light up a room whenever you enter, Croatia and Serbia only has eyes for you, Croatia. Please respond to Serbia’s texts Croatia. Serbia’s changed. It’s really changed, it swears.
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