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Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Preview | Team Profile | Poland: The 3-time Defending World Cup Dead Rubber Champions

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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Poland, aiming to qualify for their second consecutive World Cup and ninth overall.

POLAND
The 3-time defending World Cup dead rubber champions

This flag guarantees you an early exit from any World Cup event

Poland’s last 3 appearances at soccer’s biggest stage have followed the exact same pattern: losing their first two group games and consequently being eliminated, before then winning their final meaningless match for no goddam reason at all. Could they possibly go one better this time and fuck up all three of their first round matches?

One to watch

 

Not much choice here really. Bayern Munich’s Robert Lewandowski comes into the tournament as Poland’s only player, as coach Paulo Sousa has finally given into public pressure and agreed to fuck it and just let Lewandowski do it all– Score the goals, control the midfield, sweep up at the back, keep goal, whatever. Without anyone else getting in the way, Poland’s new 1-0-0 formation gives the team their best chance at progressing to the finals in Qatar.

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Upcoming Schedule | World Cup Qualifying | Europe  Final Round

Oct 9
Poland 🇵🇱  x 🇸🇲  San Marino

Oct 12
Albania  🇦🇱   x   🇵🇱  Poland