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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to bee answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Belarus, hoping to qualify for their first ever World Cup.
Overwhelmingly and Unquestionably The Most Popular National Team in Belarus since 1994
In 2020, at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, starved soccer fans rejoiced as the Belarus league continued to play, one of only a handful of leagues to do so. And that’s why today not only are clubs like Neman Grodno, Isloch Minsk and FC Slutsk household names around the world, but all that extra match practice has helped them soar all the way up the FIFA rankings to 89th.
Really, the whole team. The whole team is dangerous and capable of anything. Not in front of goal but in front of customs and airport police. When I say this team is capable of anything and I don’t mean they could surprise some more star-studded teams by nicking a goal on the counter attack, but more that they all could easily escape the team compound in a desperate attempt to be granted political asylum. For that reason, you’ll probably want to keep a close eye on the whole squad!
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Upcoming schedule | World Cup European Qualifiers
(Currently 4th in Group E)
Estonia 🇪🇪 x 🇧🇾 Belarus
Belarus 🇧🇾 x 🇨🇿 Czech Republic