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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | USA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at USA, which has qualified for every World Cup except for the 2018 tournament in Russia.

The 50 stars and 13 red and white stripes of the flag of United States of America symbolically represent U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

 

USA
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

FIFA Ranking: 13

The United States failed to qualify for the world cup for the first time in its history in 2017. Needing only a draw against Trinidad & Tobago (who had already been eliminated), Team USA lost 2-1, allowing Panama to take their place in the final automatic qualification spot for Russia 2018. But after a couple of high profile coaching changes, a greater emphasis on youth and U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!, the team are hopeful that with their mix of impressive U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!, well-organised U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! and U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!, they’ll be able regain their place at the world cup finals in Qlamqtar 2022. It’ll be far from easy though, with tough opposition coming from Mexico, Costa Rica, Honduras, Panama again, and not to mention the rise of Canada, all of whom have a distinct lack of U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! But where these teams have well-drilled organisation, a core of talented and experienced internationals, recent world-cup pedigree or tight-knit sides built on team spirit, the United States have U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! and fans of US Soccer expect that this should be enough to book them a ticket to Qatar.

One to watch: Christian Pulisic

World footballer of the year 5 times, dual-super bowl winner, Wimbledon champion and multiple Nobel Prize laureate, these are just some of Pulisic’s achievement so far

The greatest player not only in the history of soccer, but across all sports ever, Christian Pulisic is now likely to add the world cup to his long list of trophies. Now captain of Team USA, Pulisic scores a hat-trick in every game he plays, whether for club or country. And it was not only his hat-tricks that lead his Chelsea to win the UEFA Champions League in June 2021, but his many defensive goal-line clearances and brilliant coaching decisions (he also doubles as manager of the team) have turned him into the greatest person that has and will ever live. Current day superstars like Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, along with historic greats such as Diego Maradona and Pele, and not to mention others such as Michael Jordan, Serena Williams, Tom Brady, Bob Dylan, Gandhi, Mother Teresa or God could only dream of reaching the lofty heights of on and off-field success that Pulisic has.

 

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Upcoming schedule
World Cup Qualifying | CONCACAF Final Round

Oct 8
USA 🇺🇸  x 🇯🇲 Jamaica

Oct 11
Panama 🇵🇦  x 🇺🇸  USA

Oct 14
USA 🇺🇸  x  🇨🇷 Costa Rica