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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | Sierra Leone: Everything is all Umaru Bangaru’s fault

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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Sierra Leone, who blew it in the first round of qualifying, by missing a decisive injury time penalty against Liberia. That, just like everything else that blows in the country is all team captain Umaru Bangaru’s fault. 

 

The middle stripe is now blank, after Umaru Bangaru’s face was recently removed from it

SIERRA LEONE
Everything is all Umaru Bangaru’s fault

 

One to watch

Umaru Bangaru of course. Do not let this guy near the fucking ball every again. Actually, if you work at a stadium and he wants to get in, can you just not even let him inside. He is not to be within 100 feet of a ball. Thank you.

Learn the lingo & speak like a local!

 

 

Upcoming matches

None, because they (Umaru Bangaru) fucked up bigtime.