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With the Qlamqtar 2022 world cup only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to be answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at Puerto Rico, yet to qualify for a FIFA World Cup (or even a CONCACAF Gold Cup).
If only this was the Miss Universe contest
Nickname: The Blue Hurricane
FIFA Ranking: 174
The incorporated US Island territory of Puerto Rico is what locals answer when they’re asked where they’re from. To which they can expect a ‘Uhhh, what?’ in response. And although its status in the area of international political designation is somewhat awkward and confused, its performance on the Miss Universe stage has been far from that, where its representatives have been HOT HOT HOT, winning the contest 5 times since its creation in 1952, (behind only the USA and Venezuela). Unfortunately the FIFA World Cup is not the Miss Universe contest and when it comes to soccer, Puerto Rico are likened to the Italian, Chinese or British Miss Universe teams of International soccer (all with 0 wins).
One to watch
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