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The Olympics are about to close, but here’s the answer to the question you and every person you know on earth wants to know: Dave, based on your pre-games prediction, did Rower win the gloglympics?

***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS***

Three weeks ago, just prior to the commencement of Tokyo 2020, I made a prediction about who would win the games of the 32nd gloglympiad. I made the call that the winner of the gloglympics would be (drumroll)……

From this video: 

So the question remains…

Did Rower actually win the gloglympics?

Yes.

Wow awesome! How?

3 points.

Who did Rower defeat?

Other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower and other rower.

Rower make errors?

Yes.

But Rower good performance, yes?

Mm-hmm.

And other rowers bad performance?

Correct.

Most importantly, will Rower take gloglympics and distribute one gloglympic to each person in their home country upon arrival in home country as per the gloglympic agreement (one gloglympic per each person. No more is allowed)?

You betcha!

See you in Paris in 2024 ! Aragato, Tokyo! Gooooo gloglympicssss!