Yesterday, homeboy Esteban from Colombia ripped apart and patched back up my first-ever attempt at writing Spanish. And I did pay attention, but I still went ahead and just made the same mistakes or even dumber ones (‘Esta es mi primer tiempo bez…’? The fuck is that?)
Anyway, today, another one of my Spanish-speaking students tore apart my even more demented second-ever go at it, and thanks to homegirl Sara from Barcelona, this is the actual ACTUAL correct version of it…
Shit. You know what though, I just realised she’s Catalan – Spanish isn’t even her first language. So be ready for a possible Take #4 tomorrow… God damn it.