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The games of the 32nd gloglimpiad are now well underway and here I highlight what makes the gloglympics truly special, the losers. Because as the old famous gloglympics edict goes, it’s not about winning and it’s not about competing it’s about LOSING, and more specifically Being a Big DUMB LOSER.
*And if you’d like to know what the gloglympics are actually all about (or just need a refresher) go here.
Today’s What! a! Loser! is: Japan’s Mixed Judo Team
The French team destroyed the Japanese Mixed judo team in the final claiming gold with a comprehensive 4-1 score line, leaving Japan with only the consolation of silver AND today’s award for WHAT! A! LOSER! congratulations Japan, IDIOTS.*
*Japan did win an unheard of 9 gold and 12 medals out of a possible 15 in the Nippon Budogan, the spiritual home of judo (and the first ever gloglympics judo venue in 1964) but blah blah blah whatever you know? see ya love you BYEEEE