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My Eurlo 2020 Daily Wrap: Day 2. You’re Welcome.

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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. This was what happened on Day 2. You’re welcome.

Day 2

Saturday 12 June
Group A15:00, Baku Olympic Stadium
Red Dragon Flag Team 🐲 1-1 🇨🇭  Boring Ass Red Team (Group A)
🇨🇭 Embolo ’49, 🐲 Moore ’74

Switzerland took a controversial and ultimately unsuccesful attacking approach, positioning all outfield players in an offside position throughout the majority of the 90 mins

 

Group B, Parken, Copenhagen
Hark! A Magical, Mystical Team Descends Upon Foreign Shores From A Mythical Land Way Beyond Yonder, Hark! 🇫🇮 1-0 🇩🇰 Ineligible Team
🇫🇮 Pohjanpalo 60′

Yesterday’s match in Copenhagen provided further confirmation of how important these stats are. Make no mistake, they are important. They are important things and important stats.

 

Group B – Saint Petersbug Stadium, Saint Petersburg
 Team We Got Your Map Right Here, Ukraine 🇷🇺 0-3 🇧🇪 Boring Ass Red Team (Group B)
🇧🇪  Lukaku 10′, 🇧🇪  Muenier 34′, 🇧🇪  Lukaku 88′

The Russian defence on the backfoot early, moments before Romelu Lukaku’s opener

Upcoming Day 3 fixtures:

Sunday 13 June 
Group DWhite Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All 🏥 x 🇭🇷  Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team (15:00, Wembley Stadium, London)

Group C: Please Don’t Think of Hitler When You Watch Us Play Come On Move on Please Team 🇦🇹 🇲🇰 Goran Pandev Team (And Nation) (18:00, National Stadium, Bucharest)

Group C: Team That’s Waiting For Jaap Stam’s Euro 2000 Penalty To Return to Earth from the Andromeda Galaxy Before It Starts Trying Again 🇳🇱 🇺🇦 Yellow Team (Group C) (21:00, Amsterdam Arena, Amsterdam)