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Welcome to my daily Eurlo 2020 Wrap. Here’s what happened on Day 12. You’re welcome.
Tuesday 22 June
Group D: Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team 🇨🇿 0 – 1 🏥 White Team That Every Time Is Going to Win It All (21:00, Wembley Stadium, London)
🏥 Sterling 12′
Group D: Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team 🇭🇷 3 – 1 👴🏻 Team William McCrum (21:00, Hampden, Glasgow
🇭🇷 Vlasic 12′,👴🏻 McGregor 42′,🇭🇷 Modric 62′,🇭🇷 Perisic 77′
*England and Croatia qualify for second round in 1st and 2nd respectively. Czech Republic also qualify for second round. Scotland are eliminated.
Day 13’s Upcoming Matches
Wednesday 23 June
Group E: The Team Who Have United Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland 🇸🇰 🇪🇸 Team Forever Cursed by the Demons of 2008-2012 (Stadium La Cartuja, Seville)
Group E: Team Wait Where The Fuck is Zlatan Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck 🇸🇪 🇵🇱 Team GLARGLOMORK (18:00, Saint Petersburg Stadium, Saint Petersburg)
Group F: White Team 🇩🇪 🇭🇺 Red Team That Totally Blew Their Only Chance To Win Something 67 Years Ago (18:00, Football Arena, Munich)