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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NETHERLANDS: Pioneers of Total Fuck-You-Up Ball
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BELGIUM: Currently enjoying its golden flop generation
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | LIECHTENSTEIN: Don’t mention 28th April 2004
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SWITZERLAND: The Toby Flenderson of International Football
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ITALY: Yeah, it does actually have a national team
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SPAIN: ¡BANG! ¡FUCKING BOOM! MOSTLY JUST FUCKING NOISE ¡BOOM! ¡BOOM! ¡FUCKING BANG! ¡CRACK! ¡POP! ¡BOOM! ¡FUCKING CUNTS!
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | PORTUGAL: Saudade… Just so… much… saudade 😔
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | FRANCE: Would still be nowhere if it weren’t for hosting France 98
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NORTHERN IRELAND: The #1 wee country in the world
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