***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS […]
Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | PALESTINE: An almighty team that shall never be defeated OR something that doesn’t exist (depends who you ask)
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS […]
It’s Matt’s Birthday! Use the Sliders to Try Make His Childhood Dream Come True!
Any good friend of Matt (aka ‘The Sklurpler’) knows that ever since he was a little Albanian girl growing up in a cute, squalid, decimated […]
These European Beaches Are Lame, Gross and Broken! Will Using the Sliders Fix Them?
It’s Summer time in Europe, so you know what that means…. Shitty beaches, packed with a fuckton of people with not one Goddam wave or […]
It’s Paul’s Birthday! Please Don’t Use These Sliders To Ruin It For Him.
Guess what?! That’s right, it’s that time of year again! Paul’s Birthday! Crazy. Only 38 years ago, he exploded out of a vaginal cavity and […]
Problem Solved: Use the Sliders to Formalise the Two-State Solution and Bring Peace between Israelis and Palestinians
The controversial proposed two-state solution between Israel and Palestine is fraught with an endless list of apparent impasses. In actual fact though, formalising a scenario where both […]
You Got a Better Idea?: Use These Sliders To See 5 Monster Trucks In The Ocean Because I Need To Publish Something Every Day and Whatever, Who Gives A Fuck, This’ll Do For Today
I want to publish something every day but I can’t be fucked thinking of anything today and it’s already late, so whatever, who cares, use […]