***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS […]
Amid Claims by Local Historical Revisionists that Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci and Christopher Columbus Were In Fact From Catalonia, Who or What Else Was Actually Catalan?
Since its founding fifteen years ago, Catalonian separatist historical revisionist foundation New History Institute (INH) has not pulled any punches in its attempts to challenge some of history’s most well-established […]
¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood
Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country of great complexity and simultaneous […]
Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”
BARCELONA, SPAIN– Having mastered the official language of Spain, local man Dave Martin’s Spanish is so fucking incredible already after living in Spain for only 3 […]
It’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish Man
BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank account, a Spanish phone number, […]
What The Shit, Local Spanish Dog?? – Local Barcelona Broken Dog’s Behaviour Is Slightly Different, Just Because Absolutely Everything Is Different For Him And He Can’t Be Explained Why
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% […]
This Makes Complete Sense: Instead of Singing The Word “California” Every Time It’s In A Song, You Can Sing The Word “Barcelona” And It’s Totally Fine
If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to love this news! Because, guess […]
What The Fuck, Spain: So, Turns Out Everything Does Not Go Smoothly When You Move To A New Country Where You Don’t Speak The Language And Have No Idea How Things Work There
MY SAY By Dave Martin CATALUNYA, SPAIN: Seriously Spain, what the fuck. Everyone knows that moving to a new country on a […]