Violence Between Israelis and Palestinians Continues in East Jerusalem Because
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL–For the sixth consecutive day, violent clashes between Palestinians and Israelis and rocket attacks have continued across Gaza, East Jerusalem and cities surrounding Tel Aviv. International governments […]
Three Top European Football Clubs Still Facing UEFA Sanction After Pushing On, Refusing to Remove Limp Dick, Piece of Shit From Club Logos
NYON, SWITZERLAND–3 out of the 12 European football clubs who originally revolted from UEFA with the aim to form a European Super League are at […]
Is All Hope Lost?: Over a Day Into English Premier League’s Social Media Boycott, 1.8 million-year-old Social Phenomenon, Racism Still Exists
More than a day into the English Premier League’s boycott of all social media, Racism–a social prejudice more than 1.5 million years old–still persists. The […]
UEFA Strips Bilbao of Euro 2020 Hosting Rights After Local Organizers Unable to Guarantee a Minimum of 1 Local Person Caring About Tournament
BASEL, SWITZERLAND–After over 5 years’ preparation, Bilbao, in Spain’s Norther Basque region, has been removed as one of the co-hosts of this summer’s delayed Euro […]
So You Just Had a Horrifying Nightmare Where Your Dog Got Hit By a Car… What Can You Do to Prevent It from Happening in Real Life and Ensure You Never Have to Find Out That Your Dog’s Just Died?
Having a nightmare where your dog is run over by car and then subsequently dies in your arms can be a horrifying experience. But even […]
Equality FTW! Nike Launches ‘DISRESPECT’ Ad Campaign with Megan Rapinoe, Calling For Equal Treatment of Men and Women Footballers
It’s about time! Finally women in sport are getting their dues and Nike has just proved it. The international sports giant has just released an […]
Sensational: Europe’s Biggest 20 Clubs Announce Plan to Break Away and Form 10 Super Leagues So They Can Pair Off and Play Each Other 350 times A Season Every Season Until The Sun Explodes Or We All Kill Ourselves, Whichever Happens First
In a shocking move, the biggest 20 clubs in European Football are threatening to revolt from UEFA and pair up and form 10 super leagues where each […]