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GUESS WHAT?! JAPAN IS HAVING A BABY!!!

GUESS WHAT?! JAPAN IS HAVING A BABY!!!

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Coming to America: US State Department introduces exciting new Drone Strike Condolence VISA program for those hoping to relocate to United States

Coming to America: US State Department introduces exciting new Drone Strike Condolence VISA program for those hoping to relocate to United States

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Historically, the United States has been one of the toughest countries for emigrants to relocate to. That has just changed today though, with the […]

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | Finland: Hark! Here be a magical make-believe land, where mythical creatures called Pukkis roam the valleys all the livelong day

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | Finland: Hark! Here be a magical make-believe land, where mythical creatures called Pukkis roam the valleys all the livelong day

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS […]

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#mumgoals: Women in El Salvador Impregnated Through Rape or Incest Can Now Officially Use Bitcoin to Pay For Backstreet Abortions, DIY Termination Equipment, Homicide Defense Legal Costs or Consequent Funeral Arrangements

#mumgoals: Women in El Salvador Impregnated Through Rape or Incest Can Now Officially Use Bitcoin to Pay For Backstreet Abortions, DIY Termination Equipment, Homicide Defense Legal Costs or Consequent Funeral Arrangements

SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR–The nation of El Salvador has become the first in the world to officially adopt Bitcoin as legal tender. The groundbreaking move […]

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United States District Court Central District of California file case of “Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself v. Nirvana LLC”, Hearing Details to be Announced Soon

United States District Court Central District of California file case of “Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself v. Nirvana LLC”, Hearing Details to be Announced Soon

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, […]

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So Disappointing: Travellers at International Airport Spotted Without Face Coverings, Not Social Distancing While Boarding Flight

So Disappointing: Travellers at International Airport Spotted Without Face Coverings, Not Social Distancing While Boarding Flight

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Several people at Kabul International airport yesterday were seen not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing guidelines while they attempted to board their flight. The […]

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Qatar 2022 World Cup Whoopsie (Laos): Laos goalie Thipphonexay Inthavongsa’s heroics were not enough to stave off WC elimination, personal life ban from sport

Qatar 2022 World Cup Whoopsie (Laos): Laos goalie Thipphonexay Inthavongsa’s heroics were not enough to stave off WC elimination, personal life ban from sport

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED […]

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In ‘Asia’s Vegas’, Macanese Casinoes to Trial Offering Payouts in Foreign Currencies, Cite Globalization, Competition, Local Currency’s Status of ‘World’s Least Exchangeable’

In ‘Asia’s Vegas’, Macanese Casinoes to Trial Offering Payouts in Foreign Currencies, Cite Globalization, Competition, Local Currency’s Status of ‘World’s Least Exchangeable’

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Nice Guys Do Exist: Belarus Olympic Officials Deny Forcing Sprinter Krystsina Tsimanouskaya To Withdraw From Olympic Competition And Forcibly Sending Her Home, Claim She Was Actually Encouraged To Enter Alternative Events

Nice Guys Do Exist: Belarus Olympic Officials Deny Forcing Sprinter Krystsina Tsimanouskaya To Withdraw From Olympic Competition And Forcibly Sending Her Home, Claim She Was Actually Encouraged To Enter Alternative Events

***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED […]

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International Community Condemns Israel for its Defense Force’s Relentlessly Tight Twitter Game

International Community Condemns Israel for its Defense Force’s Relentlessly Tight Twitter Game

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