Hey guys, what’s up! Check out my latest video as I unbox a microwave. Have you also touched a microwave before? Or have you ever […]
#mumgoals: Women in El Salvador Impregnated Through Rape or Incest Can Now Officially Use Bitcoin to Pay For Backstreet Abortions, DIY Termination Equipment, Homicide Defense Legal Costs or Consequent Funeral Arrangements
SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR–The nation of El Salvador has become the first in the world to officially adopt Bitcoin as legal tender. The groundbreaking move […]
United States District Court Central District of California file case of “Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself v. Nirvana LLC”, Hearing Details to be Announced Soon
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, […]
Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying (Africa) – THEY BLEW IT (twice): Somalia
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED […]
So Disappointing: Travellers at International Airport Spotted Without Face Coverings, Not Social Distancing While Boarding Flight
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Several people at Kabul International airport yesterday were seen not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing guidelines while they attempted to board their flight. The […]
The Olympics are about to close, but here’s the answer to the question you and every person you know on earth wants to know: Dave, based on your pre-games prediction, did Rower win the gloglympics?
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Nice Guys Do Exist: Belarus Olympic Officials Deny Forcing Sprinter Krystsina Tsimanouskaya To Withdraw From Olympic Competition And Forcibly Sending Her Home, Claim She Was Actually Encouraged To Enter Alternative Events
***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS IN MY STREET ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED […]
Do you ever get “on line”? Well, here’s a hot tip for next you’re jacking into the “Net”
Dave “Internet guy” here again! Hey, do you have your own blogsite? And do you like avoiding unhinged emotional meltdowns? Well, have I got a tip […]