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YALLAH! The FIFA Arab Cup 2021 Starts Today! But what actually is the FIFA Arab Cup?
Do you have confusion inside of your brain about what the FIFA Arab Cup Qatar 2021 is? Well, it kicks off today, but don’t freak […]
Coming to America: US State Department introduces exciting new Drone Strike Condolence VISA program for those hoping to relocate to United States
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Historically, the United States has been one of the toughest countries for emigrants to relocate to. That has just changed today though, with the […]
Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | USA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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#mumgoals: Women in El Salvador Impregnated Through Rape or Incest Can Now Officially Use Bitcoin to Pay For Backstreet Abortions, DIY Termination Equipment, Homicide Defence Legal Costs or Consequent Funeral Arrangements
SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR–The nation of El Salvador has become the first in the world to officially adopt Bitcoin as legal tender. The groundbreaking move […]
China’s intense maximum of 3 hours a week practice stands them in good stead for an upset of Australia on FIFA tonight, and if not and they’re losing late in the game, then a ‘fuck this’ and console reset
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United States District Court Central District of California file case of “Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself v. Nirvana LLC”, Hearing Details to be Announced Soon
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, […]