Chunkyism – Why You Do It

So You Just Had a Horrifying Nightmare Where Your Dog Got Hit By a Car… What Can You Do to Prevent It from Happening in Real Life and Ensure You Never Have to Find Out That Your Dog’s Just Died?

Having a nightmare where your dog is run over by car and then subsequently dies in your arms can be a horrifying experience. But even […]

Local Dumbass Dog Once Again Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

SITGES, SPAIN–Although his human owners have been anticipating this day for weeks now, for the 6th straight year local dumbass dog Chunky doesn’t even realise […]

Quiz: It’s Your Dog’s Birthday! Can You Get Him A Present That Won’t Disappoint?

Local Dumbass Dog Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Although his human owner and his girlfriend have been anticipating this day for a week or so now, local dumbass dog, Chunky doesn’t even […]

What The Shit, Local Spanish Dog?? – Local Barcelona Broken Dog’s Behaviour Is Slightly Different, Just Because Absolutely Everything Is Different For Him And He Can’t Be Explained Why

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% […]

Dogs FTW: Local Spanish Dog Successfully Recreates Every Human Battle Over Territory Ever By Almost Murdering Another Dog Over A Small Rock, Therefore Proving Dogs Are Indeed As Smart As Humans

CUNIT, SPAIN–Proving once and for all that dogs are indeed as intelligent as humans, local Spanish dog Chunky instigated a dogfight Thursday, almost psychotically murdering […]

Animals don’t care about superficial bullshit… so, should you? – The Philosophy of: Chunky [pt.10] & The Wisdom of Animals

This is what I come home to every day… Chunky couldn’t give a shit if a lesson I tried to teach bombed today, or that […]

(A reminder of) The Philosophy of Chunky – It Chunky destroys it, it’s worth nothing.

The point of writing (whether just for yourself or publishing it) is to document what you do, why you did it, and then reflect on […]

The philosophy of: Chunky [pt.9] – Physical appearance doesn’t matter shit

This was Chunky after rolling around in the sand down the local beach today: But you think he gives a fuck he has sand all […]

The philosophy of: Chunky pt.8 – Though the past has shaped you, the only time that actually matters is this moment right now

This is Chunky. And Chunky could give a fuck about the past or the future. All that he gives a shit about is RIGHT NOW. […]