Local Dumbass Dog Once Again Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

SITGES, SPAIN–Although his human owners have been anticipating this day for weeks now, for the 6th straight year local dumbass dog Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his birthday. Despite the fact that April 16th is the day his owner celebrates his birthday every year (and the date is …

4 Great Grey Slug Couples You May Or May Not Know Are Together in 2021

Great grey slugs may only mate once or twice in their whole lives. And because they can fertilise their own eggs, some never even do at all. But despite the lack of required nookie, it doesn’t mean romance in the slug world is dead. There are still some great grey slug …

This Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

It’s just over 14,442 hours until kick off at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, and this week has seen the beginning of the road for all 55 European nations hoping to take part at the first ever FIFA World Cup held in the Middle East. Although the global pandemic brought on by the …

I don’t have any kids so would you mind if I showed you a few photos of the 37 piranhas and over 400 crows I own instead?

I am childless, so I don’t have any adorable pictures of my kids to share with you. But I do own other things, including 37 Amazonian red-bellied piranhas and over 400 carrion crows, so is it cool if I show you a few pictures of them? Thanks so much, you’re a …

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