Get His Engine Humming: 5 Frequently Cited Examples of Irreducible Complexity By Intelligent Designers to Mention to Him in Bed That Will Drive Him Wild

1. The bacterial flagellum   2. The mouse trap   3. The Eye   4. The watch   5. Blood clotting

Local Dumbass Dog Once Again Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

SITGES, SPAIN–Although his human owners have been anticipating this day for weeks now, for the 6th straight year local dumbass dog Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his birthday. Despite the fact that April 16th is the day his owner celebrates his birthday every year (and the date is …

4 Great Grey Slug Couples You May Or May Not Know Are Together in 2021

Great grey slugs may only mate once or twice in their whole lives. And because they can fertilise their own eggs, some never even do at all. But despite the lack of required nookie, it doesn’t mean romance in the slug world is dead. There are still some great grey slug …

Here Are 6 Stupid Photos of Dumb Intersections From Around The World Because Travel is a Stupid Thing That You Only Do If You Want To Be An Idiot

For over a year now, across the globe, international travel has been all but ruled out. But who needs it anyway? Why do we really need to go into an aeroplane and then leave the aeroplane and then go back on an aeroplane before just ending up back home asleep …

This Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

It’s just over 14,442 hours until kick off at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, and this week has seen the beginning of the road for all 55 European nations hoping to take part at the first ever FIFA World Cup held in the Middle East. Although the global pandemic brought on by the …

Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of it and other stuff in Russia too cos yeah girl, get it, you know? Whatever lol Heyyooo

Amid Claims by Local Historical Revisionists that Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci and Christopher Columbus Were In Fact From Catalonia, Who or What Else Was Actually Catalan?

Since its founding just over ten years ago, Catalonian separatist historical revisionist foundation New History Institute (INH) has not pulled any punches in its attempts to challenge some of history’s most well-established facts. Among many of its claims, it asserts that not only were Miguel De Cervantes and William Shakespeare the same person, but that …

I don’t have any kids so would you mind if I showed you a few photos of the 37 piranhas and over 400 crows I own instead?

I am childless, so I don’t have any adorable pictures of my kids to share with you. But I do own other things, including 37 Amazonian red-bellied piranhas and over 400 carrion crows, so is it cool if I show you a few pictures of them? Thanks so much, you’re a …

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