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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | CHINESE TAIPEI – Proving Taiwan doesn’t exist
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Coming to America: US State Department introduces exciting new Drone Strike Condolence VISA program for those hoping to relocate to United States
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Historically, the United States has been one of the toughest countries for emigrants to relocate to. That has just changed today though, with the […]
Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | IRAN: Getting great mileage out of the “Only Allah is perfect” defense
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | CUBA: Hoping to qualify just to defect
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | MONTSERRAT: Still reeling from losing the final on the last day of the 2002 FIFA World Cup South Korea/Japan
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | ANGUILLA: Hey San Marino, how’s it feel to be ranked 210th and officially be the world’s worst team ya stupid losers haha! *ATTN: San Marino, please ignore if the FIFA rankings have been updated and now we’re last, okay? Don’t kick us when we’re down. Be cool San Marino alright.
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | NIGERIA: Pretty jerseys, horrifying everything else
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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | SAUDI ARABIA: Men, lock up your wives (because the national team coach will steal them when you die)
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