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Three Top European Football Clubs Still Facing UEFA Sanction After Pushing On, Refusing to Remove Limp Dick, Piece of Shit From Club Logos

NYON, SWITZERLAND–3 out of the 12 European football clubs who originally revolted from UEFA with the aim to form a European Super League are at risk of ban from all European international competition, due to their refusal to withdraw from maintaining a limp penis and piece of shit from their respective logos.

While 9 of the 12 clubs that originally threatened to form the breakaway league have backed down after fan backlash, Spain’s FC Barcelona and Real Madrid, along with Italy’s Juventus, remain steadfast in maintaining the flaccid cock and ass shit that decorate each club’s respective logo.

England’s Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United, Manchester City and Tottenham, along with AC Milan and Inter from Italy and Spain’s Atletico Madrid have all avoided UEFA sanctions, after agreeing to remove the soft penis and massive piece of shit from their logos. And while their concessions have lead to UEFA permitting the clubs to rejoin the intra-continental fold (via its “Reintegration Measures”), the teams all face hefty fines should they push ahead with moves to form a rebel league in the future.

Despite the majority of the rebel clubs withdrawing, the measures have not deterred FC Barcelona, Real Madrid and Juventus, with those clubs digging their heels in and reaffirming that their logos, organisation and general reputation still be adorned by droopy, miserable penises and massive pieces of shit.

 

The three clubs refusing to respond to fan backlash and remove the floppy cock and huge piece of shit from their logos: