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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 2 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team previews with a side that you were excited about, but you’re about to be mega bummed about, Team Wait Where The Fuck is Zlatan Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck.
Team Wait, Where The Fuck is Zlatan, Is Zlatan Not Playing? Fuck
Ruled out just 3 weeks ago, Zlagnan Ibrlhamovlinch will be a glaring absence from this summer’s Eurlo 2020. To that end, that is the end of the Sweden preview, because who gives a shit about Sweden now.
One to watch: Not Zlatan Ibrahamovic
My prediction: ugh… meh. Hard pass.