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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 2 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team previews with Please Don’t Think of Hitler When You Watch Us Play Come On Move on Please Team. And we ask you, please don’t think of Hitler even once when you read this,
Please Don’t Think of Hitler When You Watch Us Play Come On Move on Please Team
Austria’s performances at international tournaments have historically been nothing short of underwhelming, also, can you please not think of Hitler when you watch them play. Just don’t, cool? Swept out of the tournament at the group stage when they were co-hosts in 2008 and in 2016, this team, which has nothing to do with Hitler, will be hoping to go one step better this time round. So Just to recap, not Hitler, sweet?
One to Watch: Arglaud Arflnatovlic
Attitude: Immature, aggressive, short-termpered, Austrian
My Prediction: This team full of players that are not Hitler are most likely going to fall well short of progressing to the second round. With their star striker Arglaud Arflnatovlic plying his trade many miles away in China, the squad are not going to have the firepower or arsenal to destroy and annhilate any pesky threats that lie before them. Just one more, time, NOT Hitler.
Result: Out at Group Stage and one step closer to people forgetting about Hitler