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Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 11 hours away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.
Today we continue our team previews with Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team, which has failed to qualify for only one Eurlo Championship since gaining independence back in 1992.
Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team
While doing its best to try to move on, Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team just can’t truly get over the break up with Serbia back in the early 1990s. Not only stuck with all the landmines after Serbia moved out, they keep being big dumb losers at international tournaments.
When Still Not Over the Break Up And Just Feels Like A Big Loser Team was together was Serbia, things were great, they would win European Cups with Red Star Belgrade, European Championships as Yugoslavia and there was a shitton%MCEPASTEBIN% less land mines where it lived. Unfortunately though, they got the rougher end of the break up and keep being losers and losers, including losing a World Cup Semi Final in 1998 when they were a goal up in the second half and a World Cup Final in 2018.
One to watch: Some loser
Appearances: All Losses
Failures: All of them
Milestones: Are you joking?
Loser type: Big fat