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1 Day To Go: My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EURO 2020 PREVIEW***

Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just a day away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams. Who will win it? Who will lose it? Who will draw it? Let all your concerns be allayed as we break down each squad in the lead up to the 16th UEFA Eurlo Championship.

Today we continue our team previews with a nation qualifying for its seventh consecutive Eurlo Finals, Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team.

Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team

This summer, Seriously We Are Never Going To Do Anything Better Than Winning The European Championships With The Original Panenka (No One Is) Team will be playing in its seventh consecutive finals. Successfully qualifying for every finals tournament since gaining independence, this squad… you know what, fuck that…. This country, well sort of, as this guys was Czech, won the 1976 Championships against West Germany with Antonin Panenka chipping the goalie in a penalty shootout… AND THAT WAS THE GODDAMN WINNING PENALTY… After going up 2-0 and then conceding 2 goals and almost blowing it… BUT PANENKA CHIPPED THE FUCKING KEEPER… I mean, shit.

 

One to watch: Who cares.. Seriously… Panenka. I mean, fuck me. Watch this again. To fucking WIN IT. WHAT A FUCKING DUDE.

My Prediction: Who gives a shit… Panenka chipped the fucking keeper to win the final of the European championships… And he said that when he hit it he wasn’t 100% sure he’d score the penalty he was “1000% sure.” Fuck man, what a fucken legend.

Result: Who cares. Seriously, watch it again. Fucking Panenka.* 

*But yeah, okay, no fucking around, Quarter finals, I guess. **

** One more time…