Total Bullshit: The Only Constant In Life Is Change? Nuh-uh. No. Wrong.

BARCELONA, SPAIN – Everything Changes, right? 


No, Soja and everyone else, no. You are incorrect.

2 years ago today, I got married. Except, look, from then till now, nothing has changed. These things are still the same:

  • I live with a girl working as, or studying to be, a vet nurse
  • My dog Chunky’s with me
  • I still have 2 elbows (the correct amount of elbows to have)
  • Trains still exist

See? There you have it–nothing ever changes. Everything everywhere always stays exactly the same forever and forever. You can count on that!