It’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish Man

BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank account, a Spanish phone number, a Numero de Identidad Extranjero, as well as membership to the local football club, therefore transforming him from the person you see above on the left into the one on the right. It was just a matter of time, but it’s official… Houston: we have one more official local Spanish man!