How to deal with the most awkward question there is

Ever been in this situation?

How the HOLY GODDAMN HELL do you reply to that question??? ‘What’s up’?

or:

or just the polite:

My friend Jonesy is one of the people I can rely on in any type of dilemma or crisis (and I have done). He’s also the most sociable person I’ve ever met –there isn’t one social situation in which he’d feel uncomfortable or out of his element. So if anyone knows how to deal with this human interaction headfuck, it’s him. This is his advice on how to deal with it:

 

Great. That’ll do the trick.

I like Jonesy’s approach and I’ll always defer to him on matters like these.

And this is another approach: