Local Man’s Divorce Approved By Family Court, Immediately Thrown Into The Pit Of Disgusting, Divorced Garbage Humans For Rest Of His Miserable Life

QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA–A local man today had his divorce approved by the Family Court of Queensland and–not surprisingly–was immediately tossed into the garbage pit of other gross divorced humans to fester for the rest of his days as a disgusting abomination of tragic, repulsive, unattractive wretchedness. The Pit, which is home …

Disgruntled Local Wife Punishes Husband By Withholding Divorce

FORT WORTH, TX–After a recent series of marital misdemeanours by her husband, local woman Sonia Mueller, 37, is punishing her husband, Mark Mueller, 39, by withholding divorce from him. Sonia’s holdout first began 6 weeks ago when Mark chose to watch the Cowboys-Redskins game at Buffalo Wild Wings instead of joining her and her …