BARCELONA, SPAIN – Everything Changes, right? No, Soja and everyone else, no. You are incorrect. 2 years ago today, I got married. Except, look, from then till now, nothing has changed. These things are still the same: I live with a girl working as, or studying to be, a vet nurse …
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% of things are different for local Spanish dog Chunky, his behaviour is, for some fucking weird reason, slightly different and more anxious. Come on, local …
If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to love this news! Because, guess what, if you replace the word “California” every time you hear it in a song with “Barcelona”, it makes total sense and is completely fine. Wow, …
WASHINGTON, D.C.– Finally! This is something we’ve wanted for ages! Succumbing to public pressure and commonly-held beliefs that dogs and kids are the ultimate judges of human character, the US Supreme Court has finally replaced its conventional jury panel of 12 jurors with a mix of children and canines. Dogs …
Aaaah, forms… History’s nasty blank page of various quantities of ink and spaces with nothing in them. Forms are the First World’s organised and coordinated way of telling the third world in a sexy way, ‘You smell bad and you will never have as many pieces of paper with ink …
Ahhhh Spain, land of vibrant culture, rich tastes and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in the noises that are emitted from it. But don’t let all the noises stop you from enjoying the eclectic range of flavours that make this country so interesting. Today, …
CUNIT, SPAIN–Proving once and for all that dogs are indeed as intelligent as humans, local Spanish dog Chunky instigated a dogfight Thursday, almost psychotically murdering another dog over a 3cm X 4cm rock that lay on the shore of a local beach. Locals are lauding Chunky for his insane near-canicide of …
MY SAY By Dave Martin CATALUNYA, SPAIN: Seriously Spain, what the fuck. Everyone knows that moving to a new country on a new continent, that speaks two entirely different languages, and that has a bureaucracy entirely different from where you come from is a walk in the park, …
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Despite concerns that having to learn not one, but two new languages would lead to a deterioration of his native English communicative skills, local man Dave Martin says he can still do the English okay. And not only can he still do English okay, but according to Martin himself, he …
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