Month: December 2018
6 Times When Small Talk Is Not Appropriate
Small Talk is a great way to lead into a more meaningful interaction with a stranger. And it’s pretty much always a good time to start a casual chat with a new friend at any time or place, but there are still some occasions when initiating a chinwag about the weather, how …
What are you scared of?
What are you scared of? Or, are you just scared of facing up to what you’re scared of? Of confronting it, dealing with it and taming it? It’s possible that the former is alleviated by doing the latter.
How Indifferent Are You To Christmas With Your Family? Take The Quiz!
How indifferent are you to spending Christmas with your family? Take the quiz and find out! Question 1) The thought of buying presents for family members you know next-to-nothing about: a) fills you with anxiety. (1 point) b) floods you with dread. (2 points) c) drenches you with terror. …
Report: Mexican, Italian, Chinese Food Referred To As Just ‘Food’ In Respective Countries
MEXICO, ITALY, CHINA–Contrary to previously held beliefs, Chinese, Mexican and Italian Food is just referred to as “food” in each of their respective countries. In a report released today out of Mexico, China and Italy, it has been confirmed by each country that when people make dinner at home or …
Man At Beach Bored Of Ocean Tide Going In, Out, In, Out and Just Doing ‘Same God Damn Thing, Over And Over, It’s Been Doing Since Fucking Forever’
Local Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Understand Herself Angry At Partner For Not Understanding Her
Recently Deceased Hardworking And Altruistic Black Garden Ant Almost Immediately Forgotten By Members Of Colony
Local Man’s Divorce Approved By Family Court, Immediately Thrown Into The Pit Of Disgusting, Divorced Garbage Humans For Rest Of His Miserable Life
QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA–A local man today had his divorce approved by the Family Court of Queensland and–not surprisingly–was immediately tossed into the garbage pit of other gross divorced humans to fester for the rest of his days as a disgusting abomination of tragic, repulsive, unattractive wretchedness. The Pit, which is home …
It Unclear Whether Local Corpse Liked Her Own Funeral (Or Even If Thought It Okay)
SANTA FE, TX–Following a highly-elaborate service that cost over $11,000, it is not clear whether recently deceased and local corpse Trish Walker liked her own funeral, or even thought it was at least okay. Walker, who died Saturday afternoon at the age of 51, following complications relating to a heart attack …